Have you ever had a hat, or witnessed, a precious millinery item meet an accident?
I've seen a few go down. Funnily enough, they've mostly involved posteriors. My partner was very clearly advised that the hats were on a particular seat, with three others spare to sit on. At the time he accidentally sat on them, my partner was a very big man; yet the fascinators bounced back with only one receiving a very small crease. Someone else I once knew also sat on a velour fedora, not even leaving a crease.
The worst Oh O I've ever intiated is when I created a very large flat sinamay brim. I'd edged it with wire and a beautiful bias trim, was carrying it. Tripped and dropped it, then trod on it (Mrs Butter Fingers with the best of them at times); so that brim got re-designed into a large fascinator. Creative license. ;)